Dont really have much to say.
Or maybe I just dont care enough to tell you.
Either way...
Im pissed off.
Grrrr.
Boys are stupid.
The end.
p.s. Greatest Song = Hot Apple Pie- Hillbillies love it in the hay.
Get it, you wont be disapointed.
Oh the joys of Steak n shake.
A regualar hang out for some..
Beauty school for others.
Behold, the Awesomeness that is Nates hair.
First, we teased his hair. and no, I dont mean Taunting it in a mean way.
and then we turned him into an oompa loompa lookin thing.
Nate, You are one sexy sexy man.
Oh i cant stop laughing.
Oh man. Had a fun time at steak n shake last night.
We were talking about sex with Nello.
and Nello is a total whore. and Its so funny.
least it is to me. and nello's awesome.
anyway
We're talking about the last time we got laid.
and Im all "Its been a while"
and these people were in shock.
and I didnt understand.
Tree was like "a Hawt thing like you?"
and Im all "Yea, Im not a whore adn dont need sex to feel good about myself"
and I think that confused them. Which made me laugh.
and then we ate onion rings.
and they were good.
Alright...Soooo Brittani and I know this girl angie from highschool. we arnt really friends with her. Least Im not. Brit sorta was. well After not hearing from her for months, Brit gets invited her her birthday party.
and Brit being the great friend that she is, is now dragging my ass along. So we're going to some crazy columbian party with people we dont know. and I dont want too. I dont like parties to start off with...unless they are in my pants..you know.. a pants party (YAY BRICK!).. And continuing on..where was I? Oh yes... Not liking parties. I dont like them to begin with, and like them even less when im friends with ONE person there.
Conclusion?
Unless theres an orgy with Brad Paisley, Billy Currington, Brad Pitt and a few select others, I dont see this thing as being a good time.
On a sadder, more pathetic note, I got 5 hours of sleep and just woke up. you have no idea how much that sucked. And I have to leave in thirty minutes. and there is no way in hell I am getting out of my bed before I have to.... In thirty minutes.
Yes, I do look like a dirty homeless person. But, i figure the dirtier I am, the less brit will want to be seen with me, and since im her ride, the sooner we can go home.
Im really hoping this plan works.
I had the strangest dream that someone told me I had a big head. and I dont understand it...I really hope that wasnt someone IMing me. Because I can only imagine the dirty things I said to them. and if It was anything really bad.. Im sorry :/
and since toddie writes poems. I write one as well.
Roses are red.
Trees are made of wood
Come over here and Strip
cuz' Im gonna sex you good.
Yea. Im a poem master. Im too tired to actually write a long one. and I thought for about 5 minutes about what rhymes with good. :/ OK! Time to go De-Hobo myself. Be good people.
MAKE SMART CHOICES! hehehe.
p.s. NO WOMAN CAN RESIST A MAN THAT LOOKS GOOD IN A SPEEDO!
Its been a fun day.
Woke up sick as hell.
Left around 3ish all drugged and happy to get David.
Went to the library to pick up tax forms.
Then went to the mall for some Dippin dots and New shoes.
Hot pink Converse. Oh, Im so awesome.
Plus they were on sale.
Who Rocks the cock?
JEN DOES! o/
anywho,
Then Went with Brit to the Olive Garden.
Good Food, Crazy Waitress.
Couldnt understand a word that she said.
But it made us laugh.
We're so mean.
Then back to her house to do our state taxes and watch some movies.
Im getting 90 back from state.
Which brings my grand total of Taxes back to....
about 390ish.
Isnt that just awesome?
o/
and now.
I am going to attempt to sleep.
and by sleep..
I mean play poker.
because I rule.
It is 930 pm
I woke up 15 minutes ago.
man do I rock.
I need to find another job
Someone shoot me.
Blech
fun day.
woke up had waffles.
Went and did some errands for my sister for 20 bucks.
Took a nap.
went to taco bell with britty.
Took another nap.
Woke up.
fought like, Hard core, with Jason and his friend danny.
Actually, with danny it wasnt fighting. It was more like agreeing with everything he said about me, just to piss him off. I think it worked.
Then Fought some more with jason.
had a nice long long talk.
and I think he sees everything now a bit more my way.
It just got to the point where, for once, i had to think about myself, instead of trying to make everyone else so fuckin happy.
Then I went to steak n shake.
and then I drove around for 2 hours because my sister was sleeping on the couch and I didnt want to wake her.
now I am home.
and going to bed.
Soooo Yesterday we played the "Pretend we are going to work" Game. That was exciting. Went and picked up david, went to DSW shoes. Oh boy did we have fun. I tried on the ugliest clearance shoes known to man. and then The purses and glasses. awwwwesome.
then we went to steak N shake. Saw Kroll. That was fun. Then went home. and slept. that was fun.
then at some point today, i babysat.
and Then picked up my brother at warp.
My life is alot more exciting than I make it sound.
I just dont feel like updating.
There was a thing that measured you...it said I was 5'3. And who am I to not take a picture as proof that Im not as short as I thought?
This is the archer woman. That is a real person, Her Muscles, and bones. This was the main reason we went to chicago yesterday. To see this exibit where people donated their bodies, and when they died they were preserved so well, by pretty much being made into plastic. and there was this whole big exibit with all these body parts, and such. This is one of the cool full body exibits.
Will you Bee my friend? Hehe When we went to navy pier I wanted to go to the Kids museum, and WOW, its free on thursdays. so We went in and I had a great time... See!!
This is the chess player. Again, real body parts. so cool. The best part was if you went around behind him, You could see his spine and all his nerves and stuff. It was so cool.
The sign reads "Touch me" and I took that as an invitation to molest the dinosaur.... and come on, no trip to any museum is complete unless you hump at least one exibit!
I wanted to take a picture in the tunnel cuz I rule... The look on my face is because the boy startled me...
This is I think the Second most awesome exibit in the whole show. This pregnate woman died along with her baby, and so, you can see how the baby sits inside the woman, and All that stuff. I think its soooooo cool. I heard alot of Comments about the Dude being a killer, but he didnt kill them. They all died Naturally.
Ok, So this is by far my favorite picture. The children in the water Works wouldnt let me Use the pump thingy. And I think its because they were just jealous that I fill out my raincoat so much better than them. I mean, come on.. how do you compete with this hawtness?
So thats my trip to chicago. The End.
So last night my parents woke me up to move my car out in the street.
I go back to sleep. No one comes back in to tell me that my dad is home, and I can move it back.
So I wake up and go out, and my car is still out in the street.
i tell my mom she owes me 10 bucks, and she said she didnt.
im not sure how this is my fault. but she sure thinks it is.
so she told me I could move out.
I told her if she wanted to pay for it, then I would.
I want... no I need to get out of this house.
I need alot of things.
Man.
how did I manage to fuck my life up so much?
Im not in school cuz I cant afford it.
I have a shit job. and no place I apply hires me.
i can barely afford my car.
I miss my money.
I miss being able to do what I want.
Hell, I miss not having to worry about paying for gas.
speaking of gas, My mom told me this sunday I HAVE to go pick up my grandma and drop her off.
I was like "i hope youre giving me gas money"
"No, shes your grandma"
Lets go over this.
I am told to go get her. Not my idea.
And Thats two trips. Thats a whole tank.
If I wanted to see her, I would go there.
Only half a tank.
I loathe my parents.
I really do.
If I could punch her in the face, I think I would.
ugh, Ive been up since 6.
i have work in 3 hours.
Maybe ill take a nap.
Naps cure everything.
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