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  • I have been on a reading kick lately.


    Wensday night I read a book.
    tonight i read a book.


    Hell, i even got patti to start reading a book.


    o/


    Tomorrow, another book


    P.s. On the Border food is ORGASMIC.


    Taste tested yesterday. Today the desserts. Ohhh god yes.


    pps. Tree is confusing.

  • David left for Italy this morning.


    I miss him already.


    Patti was crying at sns.


    I almost started crying.


    32 days and counting.


    There was a mini rave at sns tonight.


    Basicly Trent had the two glowsticks, and Pat had the Cool beats.


    Thats right, beats.


    my hipness just astounds you doesnt it?


    Started training.


    Im happy again.


    The end.

  • Kate- Im sorry, I suck. lol I didnt have work, I thought i did. Im such a tard. But I stayed up all night and day and ended up passing out around 5pm :( And I set my alarm but it didnt go off. so Im sorry :/ I really wanted to come see you. *hangs her head in shame*


    Henderson: Whatever Rubs your budda :p


    Ok. So this morning we go to IHOP. We as in Patti, David and Moi. We have a great time. Only problem? The waitress knows me, and what I order. Cute sure. Scary? very. Because I go there that much :p She looked at david and goes "oh you brought him again!" lol. I thought it was funny. Then David was wearing napkins so he looked like a nun. Why we dont bring a camera everywhere with us is beyond me :p


    "I want to share my Jucies with you"
    "Oh, Im moist"
    "EWWWW"
    "EWW?! YOU JUST SAID YOU WANTED TO SHARE YOUR JUICES WITH ME!? AND IM MOIST GROSSES YOU OUT?!"


    lmfao.


    "Is It Sexy Yet?"


    "Yea Its hard...and black...Just how Patti Likes em"


    I heart my friends :p

  • David is playing matchmaker.


    Theres this guy at SNS, Tree. Real names Ryan, Trees only a nickname.


    But, Long story short.


    Blech.


    The end.

  • step 1: open your MP3 player.
    step 2: put all of your music on random.
    step 3: write down the first twenty songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing


    1.) Hit em up -Tupac
    2.)If I had a Million dollars - BareNaked Ladies
    3.)Concrete Angel - Martina McBride
    4.)Almost- Bowling For Soup
    5.)Should Have been a cowboy - Toby Keith
    6.)Country Grammar - Nelly (oh does it bring back memories of 8th Grade and the skating rink)
    7.)MC Hammer - 2 Legit 2 Quit
    8.)Reinventing the wheel to run myself Over - Fall out Boy
    9.)Nine Inch Nails - I want to Fuck you like an Animal
    10.)Gynocologist - Stephen Lynch
    11.)Mr. Lonely - Akon
    12.)Welcome to Chicago Motherfuckers - Kill Hannah
    13.)Hungry Eyes - Dirty Dancing Soundtrack
    14.)YEAH TOAST!!! - Bob and Tom Show
    15.)Pickin' Wildflowers - Keith Anderson
    16.)Virgo - Ludacris
    17.)you're my Better Half - Keith Urban
    18.)Aint So sunshine When shes gone - Otis Redding
    19.)Jude Law and a semester Abroad - Brand New
    20.)View From Heaven - YellowCard


    well, That sucked.

  • Sometimes, a girl just needs to cry.


    I bought a cheesy Romance book tonight.


    If you like them, Jennifer Cruise, Shes my new hero.


    1/4th of the way through the book I was crying.


    I cried 4-5 times.


    Awesome book.


    It Ended, and BAM I was in tears again.


    Im such a Goof.

  • Sometimes, Im so funny, I scare myself.


    David says: Wanna come with to the doctor's office?
    David says: . You can get your herps checked out.
    Jen says: Uhm. I hate doctors.
    Jen says :lmfao
    Jen says: I like my little herps
    David says: Why, because they tell you what you already know?
    Jen says: Yea. and they touch me in my no no spot :/
    Jen says: HOW DARE THEY TOUCH MY ELBOW
     David says: LOL
    Jen says: THOSE PERVERTS
    David says:  When they do do a physical, what do they do?
    Jen  says:Haha. Turn your head and cough
    Jen says: and then they sing
    Jen says: "lets get physical, Physical"
    Jen says: and break into dance
    David says: With us "men," they gab our nuts...I dunno why...I can tell them that I have no bumps on my testicles...I play with them often enough.
    Jen says: LMAO
    Jen says: and they do it all with out buying you dinner first.
    Jen says: More proof that men are sluts.
    David says: LOL


    ohhhhh I am fuuuuuny! lol.  Me and david had by far the STRANGEST conversation ever last night. I couldnt stop laughing. Sadly... I didnt save it. But now, I must leave you. *waves bye bye*

  • David called me overweight last night. Aparently, that is better than chubby.


    Personally, I like chubby better. Then we can refer to me as "The Chubster!" Overweightster, just doesnt sound as cool.


    No david, I am not mad at you. No david, I am not hurt. Yes david, I forgive you.


    And moving on...


    Cleaned my room. It needed it. Now its pretty. and doesnt smell. ITS AMAZING!


    Well I really dont have much to say.


    except, david...its DEER, Not Dear! you moron!!!!


     


    DEAD DEER!!!!! GAH!!!!!!


    Well this has been fun.


    Really, I mean it.


    But We have to stop meeting like this.


    Its not you, its me.


    Ok Its you.


    But come on, An overweight girl needs her space.


    and two airplane tickets.


    FORKLIFT!!!


    Bye guys.

  • There is seriously something wrong with me.

  • Things that have happened recently that may intrest you... hmmm...uhm..


    Alex Can walk now. and its so very very adorable.


    Im almost healthy


    I have another job.


    My cleaned and re-aranged my room.


    David called me overweight last night.


    I need to go visit my grandma at some point this week.


    Neohogwarts.com is the greatest game ever.


    Werd to your mother.


    I sprained my pinky some  how, and how it hurts to type with it.


    Well, thats about it.


    Im gonna go read. Or sleep more. whichever.


    Toodle.