Last nights party was kick ass. Got to OTB at 8. 17 people came. We ate, had a great time. Headed to trents house because neros was closing early. At trents house, I had 3 Green apple Twists, 3 triple Blacks, and 3 shots. Oh my god. I was drunk. never again. EVER EVER AGAIN.

I was sick twice, passed out 3 times, had to be carried downstairs. It was Crazy. It was a great night though.

Tonight, once i finally woke up...

Patti, Jennie and I went to around the clock for dinner. Then we went to rent movies, and buy hair dye. I am now very very very blonde. I shall show you wiht a picture.

I like it all but the roots, because those turned out lighter. and Soon, I shall sleep. The end.

So my new nickname that has been bestowed upon me, Is barbie. o/

I am a KickAss Friend.

Patti's 21st today. As in June 1st. Since Patti closed tonight, she didnt get off work till 1230.
So I show up at hollywood and ask to borrow her visor. She sends me out to get smokes. Awesome. I go get the smokes, and go to dominiks where i pick up...

10 Beautiful Yellow baby roses, 10 Beautiful Peach baby roses, and one AMAZING Pink long stem rose. Plus a card and a balloon. So I go to "Get her visor" (only a ploy to get into her car) and Leave her the 20 baby roses on the passenger seat. and then the Long stem rose was in her handcuffs on her rearview mirror. The car was on the shift thingy. and the balloon was on the steering wheel.

The card was something like

"Patti, I dont do mushy, heres an attempt of sorts.
Yellow Roses mean friendship, as in with out yours I wouldnt know what to do with myself. Etc. more mushy stuff.
Peach Roses mean Admiration, as in you are yourself in everything you do, Etc. etc. More mushy stuff.
Pink roses mean thankful, As in , I am thankful to have you for a friend. Etc etc. More Mushy mushy stuff.

"Heres to a million inside jokes, and then a million more"

She Came into SNS Crying. and Also cried 3 more times.All night she couldnt stop giggling, or smiling. I made her so happy, and Im thrilled that I can do that for someone. I totally made her birthday.

Plans for today:
*Work at 10
*Shopping at 4ish
*OTB for dinner and Drinks at 8
*Nero's for birthday shots at 10:30ish
*Trents house for a kick ass party at 1.

Today is going to be the greatest fuckin party patti has ever had in her life. Im going to make sure of it. Even if David cant be here, shes going to have a fucking blast. Im her DD, so I told her whatever she wanted to drink, was fine by me. And now, i go to sleepy. Bye bye.

Does anyone actually read this anymore?

Anyway.

Dear Xanga,
Good day today. I am a sex machine. and by sex, I mean nothing. Went to work when I woke up. I was a runner. 4 hours of carrying trays. and Fuck, my arm hurts. Then I went home and showered because I felt so fuckin dirty. My hair was adorable,  and I shall show you with a picture.

All night I was being called Princess Leia. It was fun. Then I cuddled with tree and slept. Awesome times.
Yes, I know. Miller and Tree. Im such a pimp.

Now heres a picture of my obnoxiously blue eyes.

Oh yea. dead sexy. I have the hottest lips ever. Why my nose looks so strange, I dont know. BUT!.. Id make out with me.

Ok. Well That was my night. alot of laughs. Alot of rubbing it in maria's face that I was the one cuddling with tree and not her. Haha. Im such a bitch. And now, I go sleepy. Or play poker. Either or. Since I have to be at work in 5 hours. Blech. I better make some damn good money.

Dear Xanga,

Another fufilling night at SNS.....stop laughing.
Made some new friends, Bussed some tables, took orders, And served. Made 8 bucks, and a great time.
Since OTB is closed due to a plumbing problem, I did not have to work. We have our fingers crossed in hopes of no work tomorrow(Today)as it is my mothers birthday, and I feel bad for missing it.

We had some girltalk tonight, about claiming guys, and putting them on our "Nice Shoes" list. Since I dont do that, I told Maria that if she wanted Miller, and he picked her over me, that I would not be upset. I was full of shit when I said it. But, thats ok. I am a pushover when it comes to liking people. "What, Id do him, but if he wants to do you, go for it!" Niceness is overrated.

Went to my Grandma's today. Oh what a joyful trip that was. We need to get her out of elkgrove and closer to us. Then I dont have to drive 45 minutes to see her. Le sigh.

Talked to Jason today. First time in 3 weeks. That was exciting. Confused about it. Not sure. Oh well.

took a nice two hour nap. woke up at midnight, went to hang out.

Wensday is patti's bday. OTB hard core party. 18 people, all in the outdoor section. I envision great times.

Saturday night, Another party at patti's. I envision AWESOME times, and maybe some making out. If not for me, Someones gonna get lucky at this party. even if I have to play "Who's In my mouth" (Little sumthin sumthin for those Dane cook fans)

Speaking of Dane Cook, Id do him.

Well Xanga, This has been fun. We should do it again sometime. Like tomorrow. When I have another awesome day with my awesome friends.

Yours always and forever,
Jen

p.s. You are lookin mighty fine this morning. Meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes, I'll bring the pickles if you bring the BBQ sauce.

David I miss you

I love my Job.

I love money.

I love my friends.

and I love Cake.

mmm cake.

Alright.

Shower time.

AWESOME NIGHT LAST NIGHT.

Let me tell you.

Lawsons 21st.

It was a blast.

Got there, Sat aroudn talking.

Then we got patti

Then Patti Got drunk

haha, I got drunk.

"Jen, how are you?"
"I am DRUNK! and fuckin super!"

heh. Then, Aparently... We flashed people.

That was probably fun too.

I got one hour of sleep.

Silly Ryan Keeping me up all morning.

"Lets get naked and start a revolution"

"Naked jogging around the block? Or, Maybe its yogging, could be a soft J sound!"

It was a great fuckin night. No real drama. No real fights. Just me and my buddies.

Man, I love life.

and then I went to work.

and had a great fuckin time.

And Now,

Im going to bed.

Wooooooo!

Ive worked 18 hours in 2 days....12 of which were today.

tomorrow another double. And the day after that, and the day after that.

I hurt..but Im Rich.

Im Happy.

Thats new.

But I am.

I have great friends, we have awesome times.

and..

I look dead sexy in my hoochie mama outfit.

Ill see if I can get a pic from patti.

I miss david Like crazy.

So yesterday was our first roleplay. which was why I was freaking out. I dont know the menu, I dont know what I need to know. I need to go oin and talk with my manager Jen. I cant sit with a book and study, I have to do it. best way to learn it for me.

I didnt fuck up too bad. Made 12 bucks. Plus whatever i was clocked in for. Didnt spill anything, Didnt drop anything on anyone. All in all, I did OK.

Im exausted. I dont sleep because Im either at work, or studying at sns. Today is my only day off this week. I slept all night. Passed up clubbing because I was exausted. I Slept through my test this morning. Im going in tomorrow at 9am to take it. I hear its 6 pages, and hard as fuck.

I dont know what Im going to do.

Oh god. Im nervous.