Sometimes, Im so funny, I scare myself.
David says:
Wanna come with to the doctor's office?ohhhhh I am fuuuuuny! lol. Me and david had by far the STRANGEST conversation ever last night. I couldnt stop laughing. Sadly... I didnt save it. But now, I must leave you. *waves bye bye*
David called me overweight last night. Aparently, that is better than chubby.
Personally, I like chubby better. Then we can refer to me as "The Chubster!" Overweightster, just doesnt sound as cool.
No david, I am not mad at you. No david, I am not hurt. Yes david, I forgive you.
And moving on...
Cleaned my room. It needed it. Now its pretty. and doesnt smell. ITS AMAZING!
Well I really dont have much to say.
except, david...its DEER, Not Dear! you moron!!!!
DEAD DEER!!!!! GAH!!!!!!
Well this has been fun.
Really, I mean it.
But We have to stop meeting like this.
Its not you, its me.
Ok Its you.
But come on, An overweight girl needs her space.
and two airplane tickets.
FORKLIFT!!!
Bye guys.
Things that have happened recently that may intrest you... hmmm...uhm..
Alex Can walk now. and its so very very adorable.
Im almost healthy
I have another job.
My cleaned and re-aranged my room.
David called me overweight last night.
I need to go visit my grandma at some point this week.
Neohogwarts.com is the greatest game ever.
Werd to your mother.
I sprained my pinky some how, and how it hurts to type with it.
Well, thats about it.
Im gonna go read. Or sleep more. whichever.
Toodle.
Oh the joys of Steak n shake.
A regualar hang out for some..
Beauty school for others.
Behold, the Awesomeness that is Nates hair.
First, we teased his hair. and no, I dont mean Taunting it in a mean way.
and then we turned him into an oompa loompa lookin thing.
Nate, You are one sexy sexy man.
Oh i cant stop laughing.
Oh man. Had a fun time at steak n shake last night.
We were talking about sex with Nello.
and Nello is a total whore. and Its so funny.
least it is to me. and nello's awesome.
anyway
We're talking about the last time we got laid.
and Im all "Its been a while"
and these people were in shock.
and I didnt understand.
Tree was like "a Hawt thing like you?"
and Im all "Yea, Im not a whore adn dont need sex to feel good about myself"
and I think that confused them. Which made me laugh.
and then we ate onion rings.
and they were good.
Alright...Soooo Brittani and I know this girl angie from highschool. we arnt really friends with her. Least Im not. Brit sorta was. well After not hearing from her for months, Brit gets invited her her birthday party.
and Brit being the great friend that she is, is now dragging my ass along. So we're going to some crazy columbian party with people we dont know. and I dont want too. I dont like parties to start off with...unless they are in my pants..you know.. a pants party (YAY BRICK!).. And continuing on..where was I? Oh yes... Not liking parties. I dont like them to begin with, and like them even less when im friends with ONE person there.
Conclusion?
Unless theres an orgy with Brad Paisley, Billy Currington, Brad Pitt and a few select others, I dont see this thing as being a good time.
On a sadder, more pathetic note, I got 5 hours of sleep and just woke up. you have no idea how much that sucked. And I have to leave in thirty minutes. and there is no way in hell I am getting out of my bed before I have to.... In thirty minutes.
Yes, I do look like a dirty homeless person. But, i figure the dirtier I am, the less brit will want to be seen with me, and since im her ride, the sooner we can go home.
Im really hoping this plan works.
I had the strangest dream that someone told me I had a big head. and I dont understand it...I really hope that wasnt someone IMing me. Because I can only imagine the dirty things I said to them. and if It was anything really bad.. Im sorry :/
and since toddie writes poems. I write one as well.
Roses are red.
Trees are made of wood
Come over here and Strip
cuz' Im gonna sex you good.
Yea. Im a poem master. Im too tired to actually write a long one. and I thought for about 5 minutes about what rhymes with good. :/ OK! Time to go De-Hobo myself. Be good people.
MAKE SMART CHOICES! hehehe.
p.s. NO WOMAN CAN RESIST A MAN THAT LOOKS GOOD IN A SPEEDO!
Its been a fun day.
Woke up sick as hell.
Left around 3ish all drugged and happy to get David.
Went to the library to pick up tax forms.
Then went to the mall for some Dippin dots and New shoes.
Hot pink Converse. Oh, Im so awesome.
Plus they were on sale.
Who Rocks the cock?
JEN DOES! o/
anywho,
Then Went with Brit to the Olive Garden.
Good Food, Crazy Waitress.
Couldnt understand a word that she said.
But it made us laugh.
We're so mean.
Then back to her house to do our state taxes and watch some movies.
Im getting 90 back from state.
Which brings my grand total of Taxes back to....
about 390ish.
Isnt that just awesome?
o/
and now.
I am going to attempt to sleep.
and by sleep..
I mean play poker.
because I rule.
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