October 6, 2005

  • Who knew, Im Brutally honest?


    You Shoot Straight, Sometimes with Daggers


    Sure, you tell the truth, but your brand of honesty may at times be like drain cleaner: it burns going down. Your commitment to the truth is admirable, but it is also important to realize that tact should not be considered a four-letter word. As Mary Poppins once cheerfully sang, "Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." You must experience some empathy and appreciate how your words and actions will influence those around you. Remember, embrace the truth, but express it in ways that do not hurt others.


    And dont forget the importance of body language!


    You Are a Level Lioness


    People are drawn to you because of your inviting warmth. People often describe you as lucky, but the secret to your many successes is being able to pursue your goals in a confident, but never abrasive manner. You have managed to achieve an important sense of balance. You are able to politely, but firmly, set limits when necessary. Bravo!

    And Personality!


    You Are Everybody's Best Friend


    When Mother Nature was handing out personality, you tipped the doorman to let you in twice. Not only do you thrive in social situations, but you actively seek them out. The benefits can be many: lots of friends, a good network for the business world and plenty of dates. You can count on your outgoing personality to stay with you longer than your looks, your youth and maybe your money. So enjoy!


    Welp, its been real folks.


    I heard patti fart tonight. Then I smelt it. and my eyes watered and I hung my head out the window until I swallowed a bug.


    And btw. The Pussycat dolls song, Dontcha, is the story of my love life right about now.


    Le sigh @ that.