You're never to old to Trick Or Treat

my friends are proof.

The youngest one is David, 19 the oldest Is Tree, 26 o/

We rawk

Well I cant sleep. I was looking at the Blog I started on here. most of you know it "we all go to south"

Its been almost 2 years since I started that craziness, and my look how my baby has grown.

Started: 10/18/2003
Members: 345

I'm proud. Are you proud? You should be. You're made it so famous, so awesome. So totally hip and in the now.

And now, I must have popcorn for breakfast.

The end.

LMFAO. Im re-reading my OLD OLD Xanga stuff from 2years ago

Sept. Tenth. 2003

I am Fuuuunnnnny`

WWW.MySpace.com/WickedYDork

Oh yes, I am so trendy and cool...

So I Quit on Quitting. Why you ask? Because there is no way in hell I can work at meijer and not smoke. That place makes you batty. Children screaming, people whining about prices, and just being complete and utter idiots who I want to stab. Maybe someday I'll quit. I want too, but for now I enjoy it, it calms me and makes me slowly kill myself which is as close as I'll come to killing someone else.

Well I went and did it. Did what you ask mr. text box? why I went and Got naked, 100% naked at a party. Last night was hottub night. I Got Drunk, then naked and made out with people. Not surprising. What was surprising was waking up the next morning and going "holy shit, wheres my underwear?"

I'm so tired of working. The only good thing about it is the 300-400 bucks a week I'm pulling in because my managers are dicks. Life is confusing. This guy, should be with me...and hes not. And i see him constantly, and Its always the sme thing.."why arnt you mine?" not that I say that to him, but I think it. And it sucks. A lot. and makes me all quiet and reflective on the things that have happened.

I'm going to quit smoking. Why you ask? 1.)Im out of smokes. 2.) It'd probably be better for me. and 3.) I have no money till thursday. So If I can make it too thursday with out begging someone to save me, then I will have, For once, sucessfully quit. The only downside to this is A. Cravings. And B. Seeing a lot less of my friends. Which sucks, but I'm too fuckin busy with work anyway. So wish me luck.

I really need to do laundry. I was suposed to today, but I got distracted by "Just like Heaven" which made me cry, a lot. and such. And it made me believe even more in fate and that there is someone out there for everyone, just have to give it time. Kinda made me want to go into a coma so I could Find someone. Such a cute sappy movie.

Right, So theres a real entry from me. Im sure I could babble on for a few more hours, but I have a book I want to finish reading tonight before I pass out. Be good folks, or something close to it.

10 years Ago I was:

•  Living in Palatine 
  
• Best friends with Tina Garcianetti
  
•  Madly in love with Noel, Joey, Clayton, Eric and my presonal favorite-Phil
  
•  going the the Arcade with my best friends to play Pinball for hours.
  
• going through the woods behind the apartments, building forts and Eating Free Icecream cones from the mcdonalds.

5 years ago I was: 

• Growing boobs. Yea, what a great idea that was.
  
• Having my older brother harass all my boyfriends.. not by choice.  
  
• Crystal Degani's best friend.
  
• Talking to Zack Hejelmstad on the phone for 15 hours straight.
  
• Hitting on boughner in 9th hour study hall in the commons.

1 year ago I was: 

• Shopping for a new car.
  
• Quoting Little Giants with Patti at Hollywood Video 
  
• Hanging out at Steak n shake for the first time.   
  
• Not an Aunt yet. greatest thing to happen to me thus far.  
  
• Still best friends with Brittani.

Yesterday I:

• Got Drunk, then went in the hottub naked with a bunch of other people
  
• Worked 8 hours
  
• Shared a sammich with Ryan C. during my break.
  
• Ate a twix bar.

5 songs I know all the words to:

•  The Macarena
  
• Booty Call
  
•  Son of a preacher man
  
• The "Mah na mah na" song from the Muppets 
  
• Its raining men

5 things I would do with 100 million dollars:

•   Pay off my car
  
•  Buy all these crazy Slytherin things for my silly obession.
  
• Pay someone to be my boyfriend.
  
• Buy lots of beer and A hottub
  
• Go to school be smrt n stuff!

5 places I would run away to:

• The Island where Jack Sparrow was stuck. Lots of rum there.
  
• Patti's house
  
• Canada
  
• England
  
• Germany

5 things I would never wear:

• My fathers underwear on my head 
  
• a Tube top 
  
• a speedo
  
• pointy toed shoes
  
• A white sox Hat.

5 favorite TV shows:

• that 70s show 
  
• Will and grace
  
• Family Guy
  
• What not to wear
  
• The Iron Chef!

5 bad habits:

• sitting on my ass
  
• Speaking before I think
  
• Smoking
  
• Being obsessive about guys.
  
• being a horrible sore loser.

 5+ biggest joys:

• Beer
  
• Smoking 
  
• Writing dirty words on sidewalks outside of parks.  
  
• Friends
  
• Driving in my car, smoking, and singing at the top of my lungs with the windows down.

5 fictional characters I would date:

• Harry potter 
  
• Ron Weasly and Fred and George
  
• Draco- Evil is Sexy.
  
• S. Black.


• Captain Jack Sparrow.

hanging out at davids house. Party time, yet im too tired to party. Just drinking some beer and chilling online. I make visits everyonce in a while, to say high, talk a bit, smoke... but other than that, I read my book and chill. Wow, what an awesome person Ive become

Life is good. and by good I mean crappy. i work to much, sleep and eat far to little. At least I still see my friends.

I need to realize that Love isnt in the cards for me. I give up. I really do. I need to fix my shit, before I drag myself into someone elses shit. I need to start thinking clearer and realize that life is more about me (in my eyes) than the people around me. I need to let go of the weight thats sitting on my shoulders and make myself happy.

Deepest entry yet, dont you agree? Oh well. thats life. And now, For more beer.

Who knew, Im Brutally honest?

You Shoot Straight, Sometimes with Daggers

Sure, you tell the truth, but your brand of honesty may at times be like drain cleaner: it burns going down. Your commitment to the truth is admirable, but it is also important to realize that tact should not be considered a four-letter word. As Mary Poppins once cheerfully sang, "Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." You must experience some empathy and appreciate how your words and actions will influence those around you. Remember, embrace the truth, but express it in ways that do not hurt others.

And dont forget the importance of body language!

You Are a Level Lioness

People are drawn to you because of your inviting warmth. People often describe you as lucky, but the secret to your many successes is being able to pursue your goals in a confident, but never abrasive manner. You have managed to achieve an important sense of balance. You are able to politely, but firmly, set limits when necessary. Bravo!

And Personality!

You Are Everybody's Best Friend

When Mother Nature was handing out personality, you tipped the doorman to let you in twice. Not only do you thrive in social situations, but you actively seek them out. The benefits can be many: lots of friends, a good network for the business world and plenty of dates. You can count on your outgoing personality to stay with you longer than your looks, your youth and maybe your money. So enjoy!

Welp, its been real folks.

I heard patti fart tonight. Then I smelt it. and my eyes watered and I hung my head out the window until I swallowed a bug.

And btw. The Pussycat dolls song, Dontcha, is the story of my love life right about now.

Le sigh @ that.

Jen, Your ideal job is a lottery winner - no need to work !!.

This Thing understands me!!