June 1, 2005

  • I am a KickAss Friend.


    Patti's 21st today. As in June 1st. Since Patti closed tonight, she didnt get off work till 1230.
    So I show up at hollywood and ask to borrow her visor. She sends me out to get smokes. Awesome. I go get the smokes, and go to dominiks where i pick up...


    10 Beautiful Yellow baby roses, 10 Beautiful Peach baby roses, and one AMAZING Pink long stem rose. Plus a card and a balloon. So I go to "Get her visor" (only a ploy to get into her car) and Leave her the 20 baby roses on the passenger seat. and then the Long stem rose was in her handcuffs on her rearview mirror. The car was on the shift thingy. and the balloon was on the steering wheel.


    The card was something like


    "Patti, I dont do mushy, heres an attempt of sorts.
    Yellow Roses mean friendship, as in with out yours I wouldnt know what to do with myself. Etc. more mushy stuff.
    Peach Roses mean Admiration, as in you are yourself in everything you do, Etc. etc. More mushy stuff.
    Pink roses mean thankful, As in , I am thankful to have you for a friend. Etc etc. More Mushy mushy stuff.


    "Heres to a million inside jokes, and then a million more"


    She Came into SNS Crying. and Also cried 3 more times.All night she couldnt stop giggling, or smiling. I made her so happy, and Im thrilled that I can do that for someone. I totally made her birthday.


    Plans for today:
    *Work at 10
    *Shopping at 4ish
    *OTB for dinner and Drinks at 8
    *Nero's for birthday shots at 10:30ish
    *Trents house for a kick ass party at 1.

    Today is going to be the greatest fuckin party patti has ever had in her life. Im going to make sure of it. Even if David cant be here, shes going to have a fucking blast. Im her DD, so I told her whatever she wanted to drink, was fine by me. And now, i go to sleepy. Bye bye.